Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
You made out with two different species that night
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Randomize
