dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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