Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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