Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
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