I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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