my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
His hands were made for my vagina.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Randomize
