That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
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