What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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