So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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