yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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