I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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