It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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