Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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