Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Even my vagina gasped.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
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