You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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