Reggie can tackle my bush.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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