On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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