i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
They have beer where we have blood.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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