..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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