the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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