I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I think people are normalizing furries
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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