Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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