What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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