I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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