he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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