Well apparently he's into motor boating.
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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