Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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