Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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