we have officially lost it.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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