awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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