i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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