Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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