Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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