Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
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