Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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