My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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