its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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