You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
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