Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Alive.
So much puke
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
Randomize