You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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