Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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