she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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