Me. At least after what I've been through.
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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