Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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