ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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