Where are you?
In a non slutty way
This is awkward. You have a four minute voicemail from me. I would delete it. I accidently hit your number on speed dial and called you while I was vomiting a mai tai.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
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