I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
The ass gains better be worth it
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