I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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