don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
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