you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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