If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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