Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
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