I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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